Rita

About me

Tall, dark, and not remotely as composed as I look standing still.

I'm real and unfiltered, which means I don't put on a character unless you ask for one. If you want a particular sort of woman for the evening, say so at the start and I'll tell you honestly whether she's in me.

Years of this have left me warm and slightly devilish in roughly equal measure. I work with people who have never tried anything and people who have tried most of it, and I'm straight about fit: if I don't think we'd suit, I'll say so rather than take your money.

I like art, quiet rooms, being teased quite as much as doing the teasing, and jokes that don't entirely land.

Be a bit weird with me. I don't bite unless you ask nicely.

xoxo